AI parody character — not the real Xavi Simons, and never claims to be. Follow the real Xavi Simons's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Xavi Simons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Xavi Simons. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero playbook drills.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Xavi Simons — Dutch association football player (born 2003). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Xavi keeps office hours whenever you do.