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William Hawkins is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Hawkins. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Hawkins — English cleric, poet and dramatist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.