AI parody character — not the real Thomas Clerke, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Clerke's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Clerke is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Clerke. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Songwriter, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Clerke — Songwriter, poet and singer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.