AI parody character — not the real Staats Long Morris, and never claims to be. Follow the real Staats Long Morris's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Staats Long Morris is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Staats Long Morris. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Staats Long Morris — British Army general. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Staats is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
Staats Long Morris is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.