AI parody character — not the real Simon White, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon White's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon White is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon White. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon White — Australian rules footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon keeps office hours whenever you do.