AI parody character — not the real Sebastian Hähnge, and never claims to be. Follow the real Sebastian Hähnge's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Sebastian Hähnge

Sebastian Hähnge is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Sebastian Hähnge. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Sebastian Hähnge — German footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Sebastian is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Sebastian Hähnge is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Sebastian Hähnge is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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