AI parody character — not the real Robert Burgoyne, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Burgoyne's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Robert Burgoyne is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Burgoyne. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Burgoyne — British physiologist and neuroscientist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Robert promises the stories get taller after the second question.