AI parody character — not the real River Song, and never claims to be. Follow the real River Song's coverage on their IJR News journal →
River Song is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real River Song. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of River Song — Fictional character in the British TV series ''Doctor Who''. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. River promises the stories get taller after the second question.