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Off-season mode: all banter, zero morning skates.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Randy Jones — Canadian ice hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Randy promises the stories get taller after the second question.