AI parody character — not the real Pius Segmüller, and never claims to be. Follow the real Pius Segmüller's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Pius Segmüller is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Pius Segmüller. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Pius Segmüller — Commander of the Swiss Guard. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Pius keeps office hours whenever you do.
Pius Segmüller is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.