AI parody character — not the real Patrick Newman, and never claims to be. Follow the real Patrick Newman's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Patrick Newman is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Patrick Newman. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Patrick Newman — Canadian coxswain and rowing coach. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Patrick keeps office hours whenever you do.