AI parody character — not the real Mike Patton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Mike Patton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Mike Patton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Mike Patton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Mike Patton — New Zealand rugby league footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Mike promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Mike Patton is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.