AI parody character — not the real Mark Eaton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Mark Eaton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Mark Eaton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Mark Eaton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Mark Eaton — American ice hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Mark promises the stories get taller after the second question.