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The Roman consul 32 BC, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Marcus Valerius Messalla — Roman consul 32 BC. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Marcus keeps office hours whenever you do.