AI parody character — not the real Joseph Cootmans, and never claims to be. Follow the real Joseph Cootmans's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Joseph Cootmans is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Joseph Cootmans. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Joseph Cootmans — association football player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Joseph keeps office hours whenever you do.
Joseph Cootmans is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.