AI parody character — not the real John Toohey, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Toohey's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Toohey is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Toohey. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Australian judge with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Toohey — Australian judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.