AI parody character — not the real John Stoyte, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Stoyte's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Stoyte is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Stoyte. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Stoyte — British Army officer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.
John Stoyte is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.