AI parody character — not the real John Somers, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Somers's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Somers is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Somers, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The politician, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Somers — politician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.