AI parody character — not the real John Nelson, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Nelson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Nelson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Nelson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Nelson — American baseball player, born 1979. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.
John Nelson is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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