AI parody character — not the real John Holmes, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Holmes's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Holmes is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Holmes, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Jamaican planter, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Holmes — Jamaican planter and politician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.
John Holmes is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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