AI parody character — not the real John Elphinstone, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Elphinstone's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Elphinstone is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Elphinstone. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Ask the Laird of Selmes everything the interviews skip.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Elphinstone — Laird of Selmes and Baberton. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.
John Elphinstone is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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