AI parody character — not the real John Crozier, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Crozier's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Crozier is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Crozier, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Crozier — Australian pastoralist, winemaker and politician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.