AI parody character — not the real Johan Bernhard Hjort, and never claims to be. Follow the real Johan Bernhard Hjort's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Johan Bernhard Hjort

Johan Bernhard Hjort is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Johan Bernhard Hjort. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The version your group chat keeps imagining.

Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Johan Bernhard Hjort — Norwegian political prisoner (b. 1895). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Johan promises the stories get taller after the second question.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Johan Bernhard Hjort is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Johan Bernhard Hjort is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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