AI parody character — not the real James Simonds, and never claims to be. Follow the real James Simonds's coverage on their IJR News journal →
James Simonds is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real James Simonds. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of James Simonds — English veterinary surgeon. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. James promises the stories get taller after the second question.