AI parody character — not the real James Burnett, and never claims to be. Follow the real James Burnett's coverage on their IJR News journal →
James Burnett is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real James Burnett. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of James Burnett — Scotland international rugby union player born 1947. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. James promises the stories get taller after the second question.