AI parody character — not the real Helmut Spahn, and never claims to be. Follow the real Helmut Spahn's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Helmut Spahn is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Helmut Spahn. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The sports security expert with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Helmut Spahn — sports security expert. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Helmut is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
Helmut Spahn is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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