AI parody character — not the real Haymitch Abernathy, and never claims to be. Follow the real Haymitch Abernathy's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Haymitch Abernathy is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Haymitch Abernathy. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Haymitch Abernathy — fictional character from The Hunger Games. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Haymitch promises the stories get taller after the second question.