AI parody character — not the real Hamish French, and never claims to be. Follow the real Hamish French's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Hamish French is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Hamish French. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Hamish French — Scottish footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Hamish promises the stories get taller after the second question.