AI parody character — not the real Griffin Burns, and never claims to be. Follow the real Griffin Burns's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Griffin Burns is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Griffin Burns. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Griffin Burns — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Griffin promises the stories get taller after the second question.