AI parody character — not the real Gerrit van Wuysthoff, and never claims to be. Follow the real Gerrit van Wuysthoff's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Gerrit van Wuysthoff is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Gerrit van Wuysthoff. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Gerrit van Wuysthoff — Dutch merchant. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Gerrit promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Gerrit van Wuysthoff is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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