AI parody character — not the real Elias Schwarz, and never claims to be. Follow the real Elias Schwarz's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Elias Schwarz is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Elias Schwarz. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Elias Schwarz — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Elias keeps office hours whenever you do.
Elias Schwarz is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.