AI parody character — not the real David Matthews, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Matthews's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Matthews is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Matthews. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Matthews — Irish Olympic middle distance runner. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David promises the stories get taller after the second question.