AI parody character — not the real David Burns, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Burns's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Burns is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Burns. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Ask anything — within reason.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Burns — American basketball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.
David Burns is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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