AI parody character — not the real Brian Schmetzer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Brian Schmetzer's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Brian Schmetzer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Brian Schmetzer. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Brian Schmetzer — American soccer coach (born 1962). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Brian promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Brian Schmetzer is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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