AI parody character — not the real Bert Mizusawa, and never claims to be. Follow the real Bert Mizusawa's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Bert Mizusawa is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Bert Mizusawa. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Bert Mizusawa — United States Army Major General. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Bert promises the stories get taller after the second question.