AI parody character — not the real Asterius, and never claims to be. Follow the real Asterius's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Asterius is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Asterius. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Roman general with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Asterius — Roman general, comes Hispaniarum. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Asterius promises the stories get taller after the second question.