AI parody character — not the real Andrew Witty, and never claims to be. Follow the real Andrew Witty's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Andrew Witty is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Andrew Witty. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Andrew Witty — British business executive (born 1964). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Andrew promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Andrew Witty is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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